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Bear with me, lovely dancers. I’ve been feeling so incredibly bloggish lately, I haven’t been able to help writing up to two posts per day. Funny– what summer does to you.
I feel that my life will not be complete until I share the following scene with all of you. It was one of those “you had to be there” moments, so prepare to be weirded out by my randomness.
Miss Sara: *gives fondue combination* “Oh, and it’s the drunken cow song.”
Students: *burst out laughing*
Anna: I don’t think I’ve heard this song.
Miss Sara: Okay, well, after the combination, you have to decide whether it’s a drunken ballerina, a drunken cow, or a drunken cowboy… I really think it’s a drunken cowboy.”
Anna: *laughs throughout combination* “I’m thinking it’s the cowboy.”
Kristen: How about a yodeler?
Miss Sara: Oh, that’s a good one! *picks up four safety pins* “Who wants these safety pins? They’ve been laying here for days, and no one has claimed them.”
Students: *both speechless and motionless*
Miss Sara: How about this? *gives each girl a safety pin* “Now they can multiply in your bags instead of on my desk.”
Anna: Oh my goodness! Safety pins that have babies! I can’t wait to tell my mom…
Miss Sara: *turns music on for other side* “Ah! My ear itches!”
Students: *rolling on floor laughing*
Miss Sara: Why are we laughing in ballet class? Nobody should laugh in ballet class!
Anna: Miss Sara, I think this song has strange effects on you.
Miss Sara: Yeah, I think it does.
Too bad I missed this!
Really!