Spring has sprung (and so has spring break!). The sky is overcast, the mountains are snow-capped, and the wind is enough to keep me inside. Classic.
I did, however, just return from a fantastic snowmobiling trip (Yes, ballerinas can rough it, too.). During many a relaxing hour, I came up with the following list of quotes that you will probably NEVER hear outside of a dance studio. If you have a special case, though, I completely understand. I’m not all there in the “normal” department either.
- “Who are you, and why is your hair down?”
- “Is that… BROWN MASCARA?”
- “This red lipstick is being confiscated. You have the right to remain silent.”
- “Pretty please don’t kill me with your necklace.”
- “Do I have to take my shirt off?”
- “You’re not seriously wearing nail polish… right? You don’t really have a death wish… right?” (Sorry!– too much Percy Jackson for me…)
- “Whoops!– forgot to take my pants off.”
- “These tights have two huge holes and an ugly run…. They should last me another four weeks.”
- “I can see my toes! Time for new ballet shoes!”
- “I had chocolate today. A whole square. Best moment ever.”
- “The lady at the spa told me about foot cream. I told her about twelve years ago.”
- “Do you want good grades or good grand battements? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HAVE BOTH, SISTER!”
- “Yay!– blister picture!”
- “Sorry dude, but I don’t run. You see, it’s all in the knees…”
- “Aw, your friend plays football? That’s really cute.”
- “What color is this song?”
- “I’m glad you’re sore.”
- “Now, put four times your body weight on your knees. See how beautiful that is?”
- “Courant Français – activer!”
- “Wait, so you’re telling me that– that you… have a LIFE?”